What's wrong with me...

1. I woke up to the sound of insistent, blaring horns. Horns in my sleep? Why of course, I was in my car driving to work. Yes, I fell asleep during a traffic jam along J. Vargas Avenue. Thank God for the hand brake which kept me safe and the angry drivers who snapped me out of dreamland. When I woke up, the car in front of me was about 15 meters away.

2. I used my husband's blue toothbrush for about 2 nights and 2 mornings, thinking it was mine. But it wasn't. Mine was green. When I asked Bebert he said, "kaya pala laging basa yung toothbrush ko."

3. I splashed cold water into my face without removing my eyeglasses.

4. I zoomed past my mother-in-law's house and drove straight to our subdivision. I forgot to pick up baby Marlie and yaya.